What mythical creature would I keep as a pet?

A group of Minions. They know how to have a good time.

Aliens are attacking my house. What do you do?

I have enough hot sauce to take them out.

If you had to make your own TV show, what would it be about?

The crazy woman who thought she could take out aliens with hot sauce.

What is the silliest question I have asked?

Do you want a salad?

What mythical creature would I keep as a pet?

Totoro because he’s squishy and I want to lay him.

Aliens are attacking my house. What do you do?

I hide from them until they’re out of the ship. Then, I sneak onto their ship to raid their fridge for space taco.

If you had to make your own TV show, what would it be about?

Every time I go somewhere I have to get something. I catch this Fish and create new fish taco recipes

What is the silliest question I have asked?

At a pet store, I asked if they had a hairless version of a ferret

What mythical creature would I keep as a pet?

Pikachu because I love Pokemon and he’s the best

Aliens are attacking my house. What do you do?

I ask them what my nickname should be.

If you had to make your own TV show, what would it be about?

Reverse shark tank. You have to pitch the least economically viable idea. There are only losers.

What is the silliest question I have asked?

I pointed to a plastic banana and asked if it was edible